The Deer Humper

February 1, 2012 by · 5 Comments
Filed under: book, funny 

The Deer HunterThe 1978 movie, the Deer Hunter, with Robert De Niro meditates and explores the moral and mental consequences of war violence and politically-manipulated patriotism upon the meaning of friendship, honor, and family in a tightly-knit community and deals with controversial issues such as drug abuse, suicide, infidelity and mental illness.

This post has nothing to do with that. This post is a tribute to Nate Jensen, The Deer Humper, author of the Japanese-English Guide to Sex, Kink and Naughtiness, as he explores the art of humping statues.

Apparently there is a certain code of ethics that statue humpers abide by. The rules of conduct can be found at ihumpthings.com.

The Deer Humper

The Deer Humper

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The Singapore Sling

April 11, 2009 by · 4 Comments
Filed under: singapore 

After packing up our apartment in Japan we stopped by Singapore for a few days en route to Australia. Singapore is an island city-state located at the southern tip of the Malay Peninsula. Following is a brief photo blog of our time there.

You can’t stay in Singapore without staying at Raffles! Or can you?

Raffles Hotel

Raffles Hotel

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The Statue Whisperer

February 22, 2009 by · 8 Comments
Filed under: fun 

On a recent article on this site, The Deer Humper, I had the privilege of seeing Nate (The Deer Humper) perform the ancient art of ‘statue humping’.

The article on Nate touched me as I realised that an international brotherhood of people with statue fetishes does exist and I am proud to put my hand up and be part of the brethren.

Now Nate is obviously a master of the ‘humping’ sect – respect. As for me, well, I’m an all-rounder. An international man of statue violation. I am The Statue Whisperer!

So, on the following guest post for loneleeplanet is the The Statue Whisperer’s world tour and quick guide to the art of statue violation.

Lesson 1: Statues of people or animals

Biggest girl I’ve ever been with, she never called (Curitiba, Brazil)

Biggest girl I’ve ever been with, she never called (Curitiba, Brazil)

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