How To Live Safely

May 18, 2011 by · 14 Comments
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Ever wonder why the crime rate is low in Japan? It’s because homeowners militantly patrol their own homes guarding their property and protecting their families with baseball bats. Who dare fuck with descendants of ninja and samurai?

How To Live Safely

No Elvis Impersonators

January 14, 2011 by · 3 Comments
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If you are a Japanese Elvis impersonator, just turn around and go back the other way!

No Elvis Impersonators

No Dinner Suits

October 24, 2010 by · 1 Comment
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Formal attire is strictly prohibited.

No humans wearing dinner suits allowed

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