Caption This!

Struggling to think of an adequate caption for the Hello Kitty deodorant from Rexona – Pussy Wind – a limited edition, 24 hour intensive anti-perspirant. There has to be a better caption than “Queef In A Can” and it isn’t helping that I’m humming Red Hot Chili Peppers ♪She sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy♪ from the song “Under The Bridge”. Is there an angle on the Bette Midler song “Wind Beneath My Wings” or Bob Dylan’s “Blowin’ in the Wind”? How about Elton John’s “Candle In The Wind”? Maybe there is a slant on the movie “Gone With The Wind” – arghhhhh – “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

UPDATE: Thanks to the one and only Jake Adelstein of Tokyo Vice notoriety for this tweet: Hello Kitty says: “I may have no mouth but I have a nose and you stinky. If you want to be with this pussy, wear this.” New slogan!

Hello Kitty supervises the waste being thrown into this Japanese garbage truck as it does the rounds of the streets of Tokyo. I hope you sorted your trash properly! Thanks to jsleeuw for this one.

Hello Kitty arrested for soliciting out the front of Bank of America. Either that or she finally got pinged for running guns.

Image source: © 2011 seymour templar

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