An oldie but always a goodie… in preparation for the 2002 FIFA World Cup being co-hosted by Japan and Korea comedian Paul Kaye made a satirical skit where he demonstrated the lesser known martial arts style – English football hooliganism.

Here are a few favourite quotes from the clip:

• I don’t wanna see any Jackie Chan bollocks
• I wanna see some windmilling in
• Watchoo fackin lookin at!?!
• Cam on… u fuckin wankaa!

And if you got a set of keys on you stick them in your hands and make them count!

I Was a Teenage Ninja (Youen Kunoichi Den: Aome Hen, 2007) is the fourth release in the Ninja Girl V-cinema series. The series has a recurring theme where kunoichi (female ninjas) use sex as a weapon of entrapment against their enemies.

Japanese AV girl Saki Ninomiya plays Sora the 19 year-old ninja novice called to action as warring factions tear Japan apart. Sora is injected into the chaos before her time and is forced to rely on her skills in the art of seduction to compensate for her lack of swordplay mastery.

I Was A Teenage Ninja (starring Saki Ninomiya)