Oppai Seijin’s from all over the world can now proudly advertise their obsession for breasts with this t-shirt available from Don Quixote. The t-shirt says “I Love Oppai” (‘Oppai’, おっぱい translates as ‘breasts’) and who doesn’t love breasts? Geoffropuff stylishly models this impressive number below. Big up to Geoffropuff! Check out his post for full context on how he ended up wearing this classy number.

‘Oppai Seijin’ 「おっぱい星人」 literally translates as ‘Breast Alien’ or to elaborate further ‘a person who comes from the planet of people who love breasts’. I think that this definition is well articulated in the below image of a keitai/phone strap.

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Located in Mashū-ko on Hokkaidō (Japan’s second largest island), the sign below is a community service announcement from Japan Agriculture (JA). It loosely translates as:

Drink milk
Hussle! Hussle!
We are taking the declining birth rate problem very seriously

Humping cows to save Japan's population problem

Humping cows to save Japan's population problem

Image via Alafista.

Japan has a declining birth rate. The number of deaths per year exceed the number of births per year causing the population to contract. Obviously, this presents a number of issues such as labour shortages and a reduced tax base. Further, coupled with an ageing population, will lead to a strain on the pension system.

This is a serious problem with even a Japanese term invented for the situation – shoshika – meaning ‘a society without chilldren’.

So, how does the image of two cows humping help the baby bust?

Are Japanese dairy farmers suggesting that milk will act as an aphrodisiac and save Japan from population annulment?

Or, is the image of two cows humping the aphrodisiac that will propel the Japanese race into a bonk fest frenzy?