An oldie but always a goodie… in preparation for the 2002 FIFA World Cup being co-hosted by Japan and Korea comedian Paul Kaye made a satirical skit where he demonstrated the lesser known martial arts style – English football hooliganism.

Here are a few favourite quotes from the clip:

• I don’t wanna see any Jackie Chan bollocks
• I wanna see some windmilling in
• Watchoo fackin lookin at!?!
• Cam on… u fuckin wankaa!

And if you got a set of keys on you stick them in your hands and make them count!

White trash is slur that usually refers to poor white people. The derogatory term suggests a lower social class and degraded living standards. In Japan however White Trash Charms Japan is a boutique store found in Roppongi Hills and, as the name suggests, most likely the exclusive retailer to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. It is also probably the provider of services such as mullet trimming, acid washing, trailer insurance, gun polishing and camel toe alignment.

Meguro City in Tokyo takes disaster survival seriously! When you become a resident of Meguro City you are issued with the Disaster Survival Manual. The manual, using subtle semiotics, describes how to “handle” your fire extinguisher in the event of fire. The important point to learn is ‘Step 2′, that is, the best way to combat those raging flames is to make sure that you hold the fire extinguisher as if you were in the starring role of a porn movie.

So the question is, when fighting fires what matters most? The size of your hose or the way that you use it?

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