A Yonic Bento perhaps? “Yonic”, the antonym of “Phallic”, is a representation in the shape of a vulva or a vagina. Although the Japanese seem to be big on honouring the phallus in festivals, I hope that their yoni are not relegated to the bento box – although in Okinawa they have a field of dreams dedicated to it. For a few other yonic representations check out Nate Jensen (aka The Deer Humper) fondling some yonic onion rings or Pikachu being violated. Reminds me of the slogan for the Professional Association of Muff Divers: “No Sea Too Rough, No Muff Too Tough”.






