Caption This!

Struggling to think of an adequate caption for the Hello Kitty deodorant from Rexona – Pussy Wind – a limited edition, 24 hour intensive anti-perspirant. There has to be a better caption than “Queef In A Can” and it isn’t helping that I’m humming Red Hot Chili Peppers ♪She sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy♪ from the song “Under The Bridge”. Is there an angle on the Bette Midler song “Wind Beneath My Wings” or Bob Dylan’s “Blowin’ in the Wind”? How about Elton John’s “Candle In The Wind”? Maybe there is a slant on the movie “Gone With The Wind” – arghhhhh – “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

UPDATE: Thanks to the one and only Jake Adelstein of Tokyo Vice notoriety for this tweet: Hello Kitty says: “I may have no mouth but I have a nose and you stinky. If you want to be with this pussy, wear this.” New slogan!

Kigurumin, a sub-category of the gyaru (ギャル) sub-culture, is a style of Japanese street fashion. The fashion is based upon kigurumi (the Japanese name for costumed animal characters) where wearers parade around in full body pajama-suits with hoods or hats styled after animals or cartoon characters with accompanying manba make-up.

Here are three manba wearing Godzilla, Kanga from Winnie the Pooh and Pikachu kigurumi costumes.

A watermelon sold in Japan named Godzilla’s Egg. Looks more like Godzilla’s testicle.

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