Looking through the frosted glass there seems to be some curtain dividers so presumably this is a massage joint of some sorts. At first I thought it was a drug store (aka chemist) so guessed that the “horny care” was for prophylactics (like condoms and other preventative devices) or that the store flogged drugs to treat erectile dysfunction, like Viagra. I guess it is a one-stop massage shop, full service offering complete with happy ending? Reminds me of the scene from Full Metal Jacket where a scantily dressed prostitute approaches Joker and Rafter Man at a street corner in Vietnam. She is memorable for the phrases, “Me love you long time”, “Me so horny”, and “Me sucky sucky”, which were later sampled by 2 Live Crew in their song, “Me So Horny” and in Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”.

What can I get for ten dollars? Every t’ing you want.

Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. Me sucky sucky.
[later in the same dialog exchange]
Private Joker: What can I get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t’ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t’ing.

A Yonic Bento perhaps? “Yonic”, the antonym of “Phallic”, is a representation in the shape of a vulva or a vagina. Although the Japanese seem to be big on honouring the phallus in festivals, I hope that their yoni are not relegated to the bento box – although in Okinawa they have a field of dreams dedicated to it. For a few other yonic representations check out Nate Jensen (aka The Deer Humper) fondling some yonic onion rings or Pikachu being violated. Reminds me of the slogan for the Professional Association of Muff Divers: “No Sea Too Rough, No Muff Too Tough”.

Darth Vader hits Japan again and gets cosy at a penis matsuri with a lolita maid.

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