Hello Kitty supervises the waste being thrown into this Japanese garbage truck as it does the rounds of the streets of Tokyo. I hope you sorted your trash properly! Thanks to jsleeuw for this one.

Hello Kitty arrested for soliciting out the front of Bank of America. Either that or she finally got pinged for running guns.

Read her her rights!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

Thanks to Rin who pointed out that the black-masked Hello Kitty cosplay fail from the Top 10 Cosplay Fails is actually an actor promoting the team up of Hello Kitty and MAC cosmetics. The bizarre advertisement where this gimp-looking Hello Kitty appears in is below. I think that YouTube user Zephythes sums up this commercial the best:

A lolita Alice in Wonderland rip off in massive shoes, sitting on a pile of cotton candy, decides to follow a black cat through a drug haze scenario into a giant pink vagina. She comes out in Bondageland where she’s gang raped by a bunch of BDSMales in black leather FEMALE Hello Kittty head masks. Dominatrix Kitty watches in euphoria and molests her. Then she wakes up with a Bondage Kitty doll and is HAPPY? I may need massive therapy to understand the WHY, DEAR GOD! WHY??? of this commercial…

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