The Deer Humper

The 1978 movie, the Deer Hunter, with Robert De Niro meditates and explores the moral and mental consequences of war violence and politically-manipulated patriotism upon the meaning of friendship, honor, and family in a tightly-knit community and deals with controversial issues such as drug abuse, suicide, infidelity and mental illness.

This post has nothing to do with that. This post is a tribute to Nate Jensen, The Deer Humper, author of the Japanese-English Guide to Sex, Kink and Naughtiness, as he explores the art of humping statues.

Apparently there is a certain code of ethics that statue humpers abide by. The rules of conduct can be found at ihumpthings.com.

The Deer Humper

No animal is safe around the Nate Dawg. He is also indiscriminate about the material used to construct the statue. Metal, bronze or wood are all fair game.

Nate humps a bear

He is the self-proclaimed Casanova of Tokyo’s mannequin underworld.

Nate hits on a mannequin

Nate loves a good arse licking. Not even food is safe around Nate. He has a keen eye for an opportunity.

Arse Lick

Yonic Onion Rings

The sinister smile of The Deer Humper.

Nate & Jonathan

If you enjoyed this article and want to further enlighten your Japanese language and cultural studies don’t forget to check out Nate’s book The Japanese-English Guide to Sex, Kink and Naughtiness. It contains an exhaustive collection of over 500 sexy, kinky and naughty words and descriptions not found in ordinary dictionaries or language guides.

1. Japanese-English Guide to Sex, Kink and Naughtiness
2. Beef Curtain Bento
3. Let’s Sexy English!
4. The Statue Whisperer
5. Hachikō