Due to censorship, Japan is infamous for using a wide variety of stand-ins for the phallus. The use of tentacles for example has a long history, dating back to the 19th century when Edo period artist Hokusai was one of the first to depict tentacle erotica with The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife, and the following sub-genre of women engaging in sexual activity with sea creatures.
In what appears to be porn that only a locksmith can appreciate Door Knob Girl has appeared on the scene, and bless her E. coli licking heart. Door Knob Girl is a website gone viral that features, you guessed it, a collection of photos of girls licking doorknobs.
It begs the question – has Door Knob Girl been spawned by all of the pixelation and mosaicing required by the Japanese censorship laws to obscure genitalia in Japanese pornography or is she just another one of those “Only in Japan” fetishes? According to it’s creators – artist Ryuko Azuma and photographer Ai Ehara – Door Knob Girl is simply psychosexual art.
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Dear Japan;
This is all getting somewhat too metaphorical.
They obviously don’t have enough stainless steel in their diet.
Office lady with glasses can come over and polish my knob anytime.
Japan is a fuc*ing trip huh…..this place just never stops making me scratch my head in amazement.
Office lady with glasses looks like she could suck the chrome off a doorknob and make it shine.
I’d put my key in that lock anyday!
scotty, i think that there is a size mismatch between your small, rusty key and the locks. but keep trying ’cause maybe one day you’ll find a little door to open.
Hi Reesan,
Yes maybe you’re right, i`ll keep searching for that door. But why did you send me a private message offering me your back door to see if my key fits? I don`t understand?
scrotty, i pm’d you to let you know that your key size was similar to the key we have for our cat door. the cat door is at the rear entrance of our property and obviously you have conveniently misinterpreted that as an offer of some sort. sorry to disappoint you dude, you sounded really excited though.
Your “cat door” is at the “rear entrance” of your “property”? You have the nickname “cat door” for your anus?? Weird! The gay sexual innuendos just ooze out of you. I´m sure these quirky lines have worked out for you at some lower-level gay establishments, but i´m not into men sorry.
…and i know we´re going through a tough economic crisis, but pimping your cat out is just plain wrong.
Do you pimp out of your dog too with a glory hole?
Nah, just you Jeppo.
hahahaha
too funny
Wow, your readers and their jokes are cracking me up!
I am not surprised at all by this. Japan is full of things that I perceive as weird!
Thanks for dropping by Alyse! According to the Kotaku article it all started with a drunken tweet and went viral from there.
“That drunken tweet was the impetus,” artist Ryuko Azuma told Kotaku. The self-taught illustrator is famous for his edgy, sexy drawings. “I tweeted that a collection of photos of a girl licking a doorknob would be a big hit.”
Yeah, doesn’t surprise me at all after living in Japan for so long. Only one thing I can say “Only in Japan”.
Hey JA, thanks for stopping in. If it wasn’t for this kinda stuff I’d have nothing to post on this site.
That little tongue wouldn’t cope with my knob
…or your imagination perhaps? lol
Even in my imagination that little tongue wouldn’t cope… Ironically (?) it might fit up my japseye
On a related note:
here is yomama’s door knocker:
Yomama must have changed it…as this was his old one
Knock Knock Kock
You used to have to ring my door balls
there’s always an engaged signal because you’re always ringin your own
YoMama runs a love hotel chain in Japan…
LOL man these comments… and this posts! Ha ha. You are killing me with this. I might have to link to this on my website. I never saw anything like this. It is surprisingly erotic though.
thanks for dropping by fidel! there are a few witty remarks/retorts flying around in the comments on this post. feel free to link to this post. if you post about doorknobbing i’ll share the link love and link back.