An oldie but always a goodie… in preparation for the 2002 FIFA World Cup being co-hosted by Japan and Korea comedian Paul Kaye made a satirical skit where he demonstrated the lesser known martial arts style – English football hooliganism.

Here are a few favourite quotes from the clip:

  • I don’t wanna see any Jackie Chan bollocks
  • I wanna see some windmilling in
  • Watchoo fackin lookin at!?!
  • Cam on… u fuckin wankaa!

And if you got a set of keys on you stick them in your hands and make them count!

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