Baby Mop

Check out the video below for a crazy Japanese innovation that turns your baby into a cleaning device. An excerpt from the print ad:

There’s no child exploitation involved. The kid is doing what he does best anyway, crawling. But with Baby Mop he’s also learning responsibility and a healthy work ethic.

The full transcript of the print ad:

Make your children work for their keep

After the birth of a child there is always the temptation to say ‘Yes, it’s cute, but what can it do?’ Until recently the answer was simply ‘lie there and cry’, but now babies can be put on the payroll, so to speak, almost as soon as they’re born.

Just dress your young one in Baby Mops and set him or her down on any hard wood or tile floor that needs cleaning. You may at first need to get things started by calling to the infant from across the room, but pretty soon they will be doing it all by themselves.

There’s no child exploitation involved. The kid is doing what he does best anyway, crawling. But with Baby Mop he’s also learning responsibility and a healthy work ethic.

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