‘Oppai Seijin’ 「おっぱい星人」 literally translates as ‘Breast Alien’ or to elaborate further ‘a person who comes from the planet of people who love breasts’. I think that this definition is well articulated in the below image of a keitai/phone strap.

Oppai Seijin Keitai Strap

Now that I have set the scene early, and you decide that you want to read on, you will find a mammarable top 10 list of Japanese products that make up an oppai seijin’s survival kit.

1. Titty Pudding

Anyone for some pudding? It’s the breast!

Japanese Breast Pudding

2. Breast Milk (in a carton)

Freshly squeezed from these hentai milking meganekko? Apparently the cows are too busy solving the Japanese declining birth rate problem – according to Japan Agriculture (JA).

Japanese Breast Milk

3. USB Jublee Warmer

Keep your noobs warm with the USB Bust Beauty Pad, a demonstration of Japan’s technological prowess from the gadget company Thanko.

USB Breast Warmer

4. Oppai Pillow

Breast easy with these pillow fun bags.

The Oppai Pillow

5. F Cup Tea and Cookies

Improve the size of your breasts as you entertain at your next tea party.

F Cup Tea and Cookies

6. Towel Rack

It’s a towel, with a rack.

Japanese Boob Towel

7. Scarf Puppies

Keep abreast of the latest and most admired styles with these fashionable breast scarves.

Japanese Boob Scarf

8. Boobie Claw Crane Game

Manipulate your joystick and descend your claw on a booby prize.

Boobie Claw Game

9. Oppai Mousepad

Support your hand whilst operating your pointing device.

Oppai Mousepad

10. Boob Vending Machine

Boob Vending Machine

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