Hello Kitty has got herself into some compromising positions in the past such as Hello Titty Kitty or Hello Kitty Darth Vader but now we present to you the Top 7 Hello Kitty Combat Gear must-have items for any weekend warriors collection.
1. Hello Kitty Assault Rifles
The Hello Kitty AR-15 Assault Rifle is a modified AR-15 with a customised paint job. Killing has never been so kawaii!
Here are the component parts of the Kitty rifle prior to assembly.
The Kitty rifle gets a workout at the shooting range.
A few other Hello Kitty rifle variants:
The vid below is CNN’s look into painted guns, including the Kitty rifle featured here, and the repercussions should someone mistake them for toys.
2. Hello Kitty Taser
When you want to protect yourself and look cute at the same time.
Apparently the Kitty logo on the taser is a fake although you can get the Taser C2 in stunning pink. Don’t let that get in the way of a good Kitty story.
3. Hello Kitty Machine Gun
Kitty avoids observation using the method of camouflage on this machine gun.
Image source: Hello Kitty Hell
4. Hello Kitty Armoured Vehicle
When you need to transport the infantry to the battlefield.
5. Hello Kitty Combat Uniforms
A collection of cosplaying Kitty soldiers.
Image source: Hello Kitty Hell
6. Hello Kitty Handguns
“God created man, but Hello Kitty made them equal.”
7. Hello Kitty Hand Grenades
“Kitty in the hole!”
Image source: Hello Kitty Hell
Don’t forget to check out Kitty in Hello Titty Kitty and Hello Kitty Darth Vader. Credit to Hello Kitty Hell as a research source of some of the items above.
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now if only the armed forces of the world used these, war would be so much more interesting.
I am so feeling that kitty 9mm!!!
I wonder what the street talk would be…
I’m gonna pop a cat in yo’ ass!
That AK47 looks awesome! I also like the handguns^^
It wasn’t until the pic in the shooting range that it occurred to me that the first gun could be real. Nice find.
I wonder what’s the story with the Canadian sporting the Hello Kitty (or is it Miffy?) badge….
the canadian sporting the hello kitty military patch was compliments of hello kitty hell which also has a close-up image of the patch.
Hmm, well kudos if he truly made the thing himself, as is asserted in the original page. I suppose it must be Afghanistan. Can’t fault anyone for attempting to liven things up while over there doing the dirty work on behalf of the rest of .. civilization.
Looks like you just need to give an 11 year old girl one toy, and it opens them up to a lot more via warfare.
I’d definitely headshot people w/ HK gear, guns, & rifle!!
The armoured vehicle actually does wonders for camouflage….
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“Aww….cute car….wonder if that’s the ice-cream truck
I always thought that straight red-necks bought guns to over-compensate for a lack of fire power in their trousers. It appears that Hello Kitty now target market the very niche clique of gay red-necks.
“Hey Cletus! Does this Hello Kitty rah-ful match the pink highlights in mah mullet hair-do?”
hiya
omg im lost of words.. makes hello kitty war cuter?? with this stuff i would say yes o_O
greets
AAAH.. so cute… I want it..I want it!!.. >w<
Man, I wonder if I can mod some of the FPS games I play to make my guns look like that o.O