Demonstrating Japan’s technological prowess are the top 5 gadgets from Thanko. Thanks Thanko!
1. USB Necktie Cooler
Feeling hot under the collar at work? Do you prefer being cool, rather than looking cool? Well, thanks to the Japanese company Thanko, the answer is the USB Necktie Cooler!
A stylish clip-on silicone tie with a fashionable big knot that has a built-in USB powered fan to keep you cool at your desk.
Don’t know how to tie a Windsor knot. No worries. The necktie comes with an easy-to-clean pre-fabricated silicone knot that has an embedded fan which blows cool air onto the face of the wearer.
The following images need little or no translation, so let me give you my version…
“Damn it can get hot when you are the office pervert!”
“Oh, have you tried our stylish aircon USB necktie?”
“No. Let me try it on.”
“Oooooh, yeah! King of Chikan here I come!”
Fastening the tie is easy. First, you tie the necktie around your neck using the ‘magic tape’ tie straps, you then plug the tie into your computer’s USB port and voila… aircon necktie!
2. USB Bust Beauty Pad
Don’t fear ladies because Thanko has a product for you too! The USB Bust Beauty Pad. As you can see below, they couldn’t even get a real-life person to model it, so it must be good!
You know the scenario, your surfing the net maintaining a well balanced body temperature and then out of nowhere – bam – cold breasts.
Never fear. Just place the kidney-shaped pads under your bra, plug it into your computer’s USB port and warm oppai heaven here you come!
3. Nekomimi Headphones
Have you ever wished that your cat ear hairband could double up as headphones as well? Until now you have had to choose between listening to music or looking like a cat… but wait, thanks to Thanko, you can have both with the Nekomimi Headphones!
It’ll bring out the tiger in anyone.
4. USB Santa Boots
It’s a cold night and you have just finished warming your cold breasts with the USB Bust Beauty Pad but something just ain’t right. You’re feet are cold and lucky for you you have a vacant USB port. Time to plug in the USB Santa Boots. Because attaching your Santa Boots to your computer is practical.
5. USB Cool Cushion
Has somebody been sitting in your seat and left it all warm? The USB Cool Cushion uses a USB powered fan to suck cool air in and pushes it out through small holes in the cushion.
This article is a submission for the Japan Blog Matsuri hosted by Dumb Otaku.
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great minds think alike Lee-sama. I also have a “5″ type post drafted for entry into this month’s Matsuri! ^_^
just read your post here jamaipanese, nice work!
Oh finally an UNhentai post from Lee-san!
@Ady, it was a struggle! ^_^
Wow! All my Christmas gift-getting requirements have been met by this ass-tounding collection of USB plug-ins!
Wow, what a wonderful list of gadgets! Great info….
Wow.
Also I often know girls who suffer from cold breasts while surfing the net
I get cold feet sometimes, but I’m too forgetful to try wearing anything on my feet that are physically attached to my laptop. The laptop would be on the floor the first time I went to get another cup of coffee. Then I’d be pissed because my laptop would be broke … and my feet would get cold again.
hi brad, good point! that is exactly what would happen to me too! it seems very impractical to attach yourself to your computer in such a way that you would easily forget that you are attached.
Great article Lee, maybe the Japanese could’ve though of some kind of USB heater shaped like a hentai doll to heat up your feet, so you leave the heater on the ground whilst getting your coffee.
Lol. I think I’ll wait for the bluetooth versions.