“Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet. The mild cigar.”
A free kick bends, rebounds off of the crossbar and hits a player in the groin. As the player is stretchered off he is contently smoking a cigar.
I mean, what has smoking a cigar got to do with this commercial?

Religion Free DVD Player
MP3 Prayer
The God of Happiness
Ichiban: Lipstick For Men
Sea Chicken Star Wars


weird alright
Now here’s a sport for you Scotty J. You can’t damage the old matching broach and earrings if you don’t have any.
It’s Freudian my friend.