Maybe it’s me. I thought that I had a funny submission that was Digg-worthy. So, I Dugg it and I only got one other Digg, from a mate. A gratuitous ‘sympathy’ Digg.
I mean, everyday there are stupid, quirky submissions to the Digg community that get hundreds, if not thousands of Diggs. And if I see one more horrendously popular Digg of the ‘Top 7′ things that I didn’t know about something… well… for [expletives] sake!
Anyways, this is how my Digg went down…
A buddy of mine contacted me and asked me what those South American animals that look half-sheep, half-llama are called. Initially, I said ‘shellama’. Yeah, wasn’t that funny. So, I did a Google search for ‘alpacker’ (I know that I mispelt it, it should be spelt ‘alpaca’). But the following results were shown:

Google search results for 'alpacker'
In between the cute, furry animals is Al Packer from the South Australian Government’s Facilities Services Management Team. Our mate Al is a Senior Facilities Manager.
With no intention to be disrespectful to Al, I submitted the ‘alpacker’ piccie to Digg in the ‘Pets & Animals’ category entitled ‘An Al Packer’. Then, I sat back and waited for the Diggs to roll in. Which they didn’t.
I know that the submission is not that funny. But the point is, a lot of Digg submissions are not that funny.
So, why? What’s the secret? Why do some stupid Diggs get a good showing while others, like mine, don’t see the light of day?

Peace
Umeda Sky Building
The Yokohama Affair
The Yokohamarama
Kyūshū Jangara


I have yet to figure out what makes a successful digg. It seems to be some combination of humor, hormones, luck, and group-think. Ha ha. Good luck in your future attempts, though.
I’ve given up on digg and just accepted that my posts aren’t digg friendly, plus I believe power users are responsible for at least half of all popular entries
@Deas and @Jamaipanese, I’m not gonna give up just yet.
Here, I just Dugg a story each of yours.
Peanut Butter in Japan and Chicken Foot Soup.
Digg used to be a great place 3 years ago. I mean, it was amazing how completely unknown users could submit quality stories and everybody would find out. As soon as it passed its 500’000 users mark ( ! ) the service for casual users started to degrade, and then came the power users and MrBabyMan. Nowadays Digg stories suck IMO, but that’s the price you have to pay for having such a large user base and visitors I guess. A little bit like running a country (sometimes I take turns with the president)
Befriending thousands of users, digging like mad, and shouting stories is the key to success, and I hope you have it sooner or later reesan ^^
Hey Hao, I like your surmise! A logical perspective and good observation.
Imagine if they did use Digg as the voting system for President! Haha… I guess MrBabyMan would be the El Presidente.
Here’s a Digg for one of your articles: Utada Hikaru: From J-Idol to Tetris Otaku.