Tokyo Metro Manner Posters Recaptioned

February 26, 2009 by · 31 Comments
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The Tokyo Metro ‘Manner Posters’ (マナーポスター) is a ‘good manner’ campaign that has been running for roughly 35 years. Each year they have a new theme and every month a new poster is released describing the type of behaviour that is not tolerated on Tokyo’s subways.

This years theme is “Please Do It”. Although the posters talk for themselves, I have recaptioned them with the ‘good manner’ message that I interpret.

If a pervert is around, act dead.

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Japan, Where Else?

February 22, 2009 by · 10 Comments
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Does this de-motivational pic need any commentary? I think that it speaks for itself.

Japan, seriously where else could this possibly happen?

The Statue Whisperer

February 22, 2009 by · 8 Comments
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On a recent article on this site, The Deer Humper, I had the privilege of seeing Nate (The Deer Humper) perform the ancient art of ‘statue humping’.

The article on Nate touched me as I realised that an international brotherhood of people with statue fetishes does exist and I am proud to put my hand up and be part of the brethren.

Now Nate is obviously a master of the ‘humping’ sect – respect. As for me, well, I’m an all-rounder. An international man of statue violation. I am The Statue Whisperer!

So, on the following guest post for loneleeplanet is the The Statue Whisperer’s world tour and quick guide to the art of statue violation.

Lesson 1: Statues of people or animals

Biggest girl I’ve ever been with, she never called (Curitiba, Brazil)

Biggest girl I’ve ever been with, she never called (Curitiba, Brazil)

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