The Deer Hunter
The 1978 movie, the Deer Hunter, with Robert De Niro meditates and explores the moral and mental consequences of war violence and politically-manipulated patriotism upon the meaning of friendship, honor, and family in a tightly-knit community and deals with controversial issues such as drug abuse, suicide, infidelity and mental illness.
This post has nothing to do with that. This post is a tribute to Nate, The Deer Humper, as he explores the art of humping statues.
Apparently there is a certain code of ethics that statue humpers abide by. The supposed rules of conduct can be found here.
The Deer Humper
No animal is safe around the Nate Dawg. He is also indiscriminate about the material used to construct the statue. Metal, bronze or wood are all fair game.
Nate humps a bear
He is the self-proclaimed Casanova of Tokyo’s mannequin underworld.
Nate hits on a mannequin
Nate loves a good arse licking. Not even food is safe around Nate. He has a keen eye for an opportunity.
Arse Lick
Yonic Onion Rings
The sinister smile of The Deer Humper.
Nate & Jonathan
The Statue Whisperer
Safe Sex Education Poster
Hachikō
Karaoke and the Pink Power Ranger
emuu (16)
Brad F. (9)
locohama (6)
Jamaipanese (5)
Nunnster (4)
The Envoy (4)
Adrian (3)
Malph (3)
Scott J (3)
Aki Hayakawa (2)
Thank god I don’t know any of you.
I suppose it could be worse. Considerably worse.
Oh deer! That is considerably worse.
we all thought it rather odd when nate disappeared to the bathroom with those onion rings…
He told me he was taking them to get some ranch dressing!
Are the onion rings, uh, “phallic”, or meant to be of an, uh, “opposite gender”?
Ok, “yonic” is technically accurate but didn’t sound as good.
I updated to “yonic”.
No… The Deer Hunter should have copped a feel of that hot mannequin… Doesn’t all of this help with The Deer Hunter’s concern about being exposed as an extreme deviant in future employment searches? Publicise at will! Woo hoo!!!
The Deer Humper has the power of veto and has the right to issue an executive order to cease and desist this post.
But would it come before google and/or wayback have archived it for all future employers, investors, and/or progeny?
Good point @emuu. Deer Humper, you better act fast if you want to revoke sanctions to this ratified article. Google Webmaster Tools indicates that this post has not yet been found by the Google bots but they are on their way (just like the sentinels on their way to attack the Neberkenezer in the Matrix).